Timewasters

So all last week I was sick (hence the absence) and pretty much alternated between naps and mindlessly surfing the internet. Not so great for making progress on revising a paper or work, but fantastic for my newest internet round-up. Sooo many things to show you guys and most of it is funny so you are welcome for making your Monday that much better.

No Way Girl is so ridiculous I can’t even pick a favorite. But JMOD sent me this and I just…cannot. See more here.

When I first heard about the Redneck Games I thought for sure it was a joke. But no, this is a real thing. Shit just got real, y’all!

Horseshoes

I was surprised to see that this year’s games did not include the wet t-shirt contest. Georgia’s trying to keep it classy.

Laura found this and posted it on Twitter. OMG the comments…dying.

“Let’s go out and drink whisky and PBR, smoke cigarettes and just be cool somewhere…” Sounds like a winner. See the full roundup here. And in case you want more ridiculousness, here is “in town for business” (so creepy!), those who think Daylight Savings Time is an excuse to hookup, sex before work (zomg), “you help me put together my IKEA furniture and I’ll…compensate you,” and gamer love. I think I like the roommate ads even better though.

This is my favorite…”This place has windows so you can see outside and shit. WHATSUP NEIGHBORS!”

I’ve also found so many YouTube videos.

The Fifty States Stereotypes made me laugh because so many of them were true (although to be honest, I totally didn’t get Louisiana…)

“Can you not do that, please?”

“I hope the other team scores I feel bad for them!”

I’m going to stop there but seriously you could watch “Shit [blanks] Say” all day…there are that many videos.

I saved the best for last because seriously I was dying. So much to love here. “Songs where you get tickled are so exclusive.”

Okay…that is all I have for now! What is your favorite? Found anything amazing around the web lately?